This is just a side note…. I am getting to the date guys…..
Call it nit-picking, being fickle or too picky…. But I am one of those women who is hard to impress and easy to turn off. There are certain test that must be passed for a successful dating relationship. I know everybody has pet peeves but I think mine are a bit extreme… like I flip out if my kids just push the cereal bag down in the box instead of folding it….my towels have to be folded a certain way…toilet tissue comes from under not over…I know these are normal right?…
Because of my peeves I have stop dating some guys and others never even made it to a second date…what are they you ask….
Outrageous or sloppy chewing, you know the kind when either the mouth is just functioning in a non-human way or food is just flying everywhere.
Then there is a bad kisser…now kissing, to me is the most sensual thing you could do…. If you want to get me in he mood a good kiss is all you need…I don’t want to be sucked in and digested, nor do I want to go for a swim. I don’t want to be gagged by your tongue or taste what you had for dinner. I don’t want my head pressed painfully against a wall. I want to be left breathless, but not because of the pressure you are putting on my neck. My lips are a delicacy, treat them that way…..if you don’t know what to do, just follow my lead.
Smokers, scruffy faces, mix matched clothes, smelly breath, smelly body, sloppy posture, dirty nails,
Chest hair, some find it sexy…. I am not one…
And my absolute biggest one… the one I get teased about by my sister and the one that has stopped me and men in our tracks
I am one of those rare people who does not sweat, so you can understand why. Now mind you…in extreme heat and I do mean extreme, or extreme cases and I do mean extreme cases of nerves I may let it slide…. But when we are in an air-conditioned restaurant having ice cream, there’s no need. I am not talking about a drip here or there, even though well eeewww, any way…I have stopped in the act of…you know what…because of sweat. As I see it bead up… I lose focus, can’t think, want to run….
So to answer your emails, I am not married, because I am extremely picky 🙂 …but I do thank you for your concern and care for me….
But thanks to Gorgeous, all that has changed….
So do I tell him, Would you?
We will see,
Good day Gorgeous,