I Have Never Fallen Into A Toilet, Have You?

24 06 2010



Honey, Did you fall in the toilet? Again?


Crush Crew Club Commentary 

 Ok ….now I know there are issues with men and their somewhat childlike behaviors… but ladies come on some things are just too much and I have to agree you are being a nag…. 

 I just had a 2 hour conversation with a girl friend about the things her husband does not do….he does not pick up his underwear off the bathroom floor, he leaves his socks and clothes on the bedroom floor, he makes a mess in the kitchen, when he shaves he leaves hair all over, he eats on the couch and leaves food stains everywhere, he is constantly burping and farting and he always leaves the toilet seat up…. Ok this is where I jumped in…. 

 All my life I have heard women complain  that this is their biggest complaint about men….and I don’t want to do an injustice to my gender but…what is the big deal….so what he left the toilet seat up, just put it down…I don’t understand why you would be afraid of falling in a toilet…do you fear you will flush yourself down the drain and end up swimming in the Atlantic…. Trust me you won’t fit… and if you really think about it…men could complain we leave the seat down… 

 I grew up with 2 brothers, I now have 3 sons and have dated quite a bit…and the solution to this problem is simple…. 

Look before you sit. 

 I have to say I would rather a guy leave the toilet seat up…at least then I know he knows how to use it, and that his stream is going where its supposed to….I don’t like guys (my sons excluded) who do not put the seat up….leaving a trail of juices on the seat…and I sit in it…. Now that is nasty. 

To be honest, I have gone in the bathroom after guys, seen the seat down…and my first thought was not…awww isn’t he courteous, but it was, dude pees with the seat down…. 

 As for leaving socks, underwear, other clothing around and having to clean up behind him….well we have to blame mom for that one….and speaking as a mother…although I do try to teach my sons better…lets face it women are nurturing and we will pick up after our boys…even while yelling at them to put their stuff away…we are picking their stuff up and putting them away… so men get it in their heads that, that is what women do…. 

 And when you think about it…it is true… its what we do… that’s why we complain about what he doesn’t do, because we are so used to doing it for him…but seriously ladies think about it…we love having that man there to do those things for…and think about what he does for you… 

 When you can’t reach that cup at the top of the cabinet, lift that heavy box, or when you are moving the couch for the 5th time….When you want the house painted, need a jar opened or something fixed….when you are tired of cooking and he takes you out…what about when you are sad or had a bad day and you just lay in his arms for comfort…. Think about how he makes you feel when he kisses you and you make love….Those beautiful children you have together  and all the great memories…. So what he is a mess….he is your mess and you love him.

 Now guys…as for the farting and Burping…lets get that under control…its ok to do that when your around your buddies…but we ladies do not think that is cute…its gross… 

So ladies, the next time you walk towards your bathroom in fear, think about the time you stood on the table screaming for him to kill a spider…and who got the job done for you…. Then suck it up, smile, stretch forth your hand, take one for the team, and put that seat down…. 

 Still thinking about you gorgeous, 





10 responses

24 06 2010

Hilarious post!

I once saw a billboard with two images of a toilet, one with the toilet seat up and the other with the seat down.

Below the seat down it read, “divorced” and the other read, “Married”

I thought the post was funny.

24 06 2010

lol…. i would have loved to have seen that billboard….soooooo true and funny…


24 06 2010

Lol. Yes, I never really understood ladies’ obsession with men needing to put the toilet seat down. It doesn’t take much to put it down and its much better than to have to clean off the toilet seat if he didn’t put the seat off.

Just saying…

24 06 2010

that’s the issue i have with my boys…. they pee on the dog gone seat….so when i go to the bathroom…. i leave the seat up….lol….

24 06 2010

I would have to agree with you except I am the one that gets the spider, the roach and the rat…. so then I think I should demand for the seat to be left down LOL

You are right though we train our sons to be followed after and we train our husbands, boyfriends the same way we pick up after them.

And I have fallen in a few times stumbling at 3 in the morning eyes crusted with sleep I forget to look and end up splashing …YUCK!


24 06 2010

lol….eeeewww… my boys have taught me to always look before i leap…but i have to say…there have been a few early mornings when i did not only to get a wet butt….lol

24 06 2010

You are a jewel!

I think its written on the uterus wall for all male children that the natural state of any toilet seat is in the “up” position. I’m male and was WELL TRAINED by my mother to put the seat down as a courtesy to any women in the house. I personally potty trained my three boys and thought my job was done until late one night I had to make a trip to sit on the throne.

’nuff said!


24 06 2010

lol… you are much to much….

30 06 2010

Now that you have so amusingly placed this thought in my head, I know that I will henceforth ever feel compelled to ask this question of every lady who leaves a toilet seat b*tch session open to it.

Until the day comes that every lady is respectfully able to negotiate the great void, I will continue to reap the laughter.


30 06 2010

oh no… did i let the cat out of the bag… guess we will have to find something else to complain about… just listen out for some loud splashes just in case…….lol

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